Welcome to The Chaos Chronicles — where life gets real, the filters come off, and we say the things nobody else wants to.
From the messy to the meaningful, we’re diving into it all — intimacy, relationships, chronic illness, confidence, loss, self-love, and every beautiful disaster in between.
This isn’t just a blog… it’s a bold, honest space for real people navigating real life — with a little laughter, a lot of truth, and maybe a swear word or two.
Ready to embrace the chaos? You’re in the right place.
The Chaos Chronicles Blog
Breaking Cycles, Setting Boundaries & Protectin...
Breaking cycles isn’t just a buzzword — it’s a battle. One that requires boundaries, uncomfortable conversations, and a whole lot of emotional heavy lifting. In this raw and real post,...
Breaking Cycles, Setting Boundaries & Protectin...
Breaking cycles isn’t just a buzzword — it’s a battle. One that requires boundaries, uncomfortable conversations, and a whole lot of emotional heavy lifting. In this raw and real post,...
Why Glass Dildos Deserve a Spot in Everyone’s T...
Forget what you think you know about glass dildos — these aren’t just pretty display pieces. They’re powerhouse tools for temperature play, precision pleasure, and full-body reconnection. Whether you’ve got...
Why Glass Dildos Deserve a Spot in Everyone’s T...
Forget what you think you know about glass dildos — these aren’t just pretty display pieces. They’re powerhouse tools for temperature play, precision pleasure, and full-body reconnection. Whether you’ve got...
When the Floor Gives Out
We always talk about how moving is hard. But what we don’t always talk about is why it’s hard. Not the obvious stuff like having to decide what to keep...
When the Floor Gives Out
We always talk about how moving is hard. But what we don’t always talk about is why it’s hard. Not the obvious stuff like having to decide what to keep...
When the Rose-Colored Glasses Finally Fall Off
For 37 years, I’ve been waiting for my dad to show up — and the reality is, he never has. But somewhere along the way, I realized I’ve had a...
When the Rose-Colored Glasses Finally Fall Off
For 37 years, I’ve been waiting for my dad to show up — and the reality is, he never has. But somewhere along the way, I realized I’ve had a...
The Chaos Chronicles: The Literal & Metaphorica...
Moving day? Chaos. Chronic illness? Flared. Emotions? High. And just when I thought life couldn’t get messier — the dogs proved me wrong… with a literal and metaphorical shitstorm I...
The Chaos Chronicles: The Literal & Metaphorica...
Moving day? Chaos. Chronic illness? Flared. Emotions? High. And just when I thought life couldn’t get messier — the dogs proved me wrong… with a literal and metaphorical shitstorm I...
When Trauma Follows You Into the Bedroom: How P...
Trauma doesn’t just live in your past — it follows you into your relationships, your confidence, and your sex life. But with understanding, compassion, and the right tools, you can...
When Trauma Follows You Into the Bedroom: How P...
Trauma doesn’t just live in your past — it follows you into your relationships, your confidence, and your sex life. But with understanding, compassion, and the right tools, you can...