Cock-A-Palooza

All Sales Are Final

Because of the personal and intimate nature of the products I sell, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. I do not accept returns or exchanges.

For health and safety reasons, lingerie and intimate apparel cannot be returned or exchanged, including for sizing, fit, preference, or change of mind. Once these products leave my possession, I cannot resell them—and as an independent small business, I cannot absorb returns the way a large retailer can.

Liquids, lubricants, body products, and other consumable items are also final sale. If something arrives damaged, leaking, expired, or otherwise unusable, please contact me so I can work with you on an appropriate resolution.

If a product arrives defective or fails within its manufacturer’s warranty period, please reach out. I will do everything I reasonably can to help troubleshoot the issue and work with the manufacturer when applicable.

If there is a genuine problem with your order, I will always do my best to make the situation right. Depending on the circumstances, that may mean a replacement, manufacturer warranty claim, store credit, partial refund, or another appropriate solution. A full refund cannot be guaranteed or offered simply because an item is unwanted, doesn’t fit, or wasn’t what you expected.

I’m a small, independent business, and I truly appreciate you understanding why these policies are necessary. 💜

Yes — then I’d keep the personality from the first version, but make the shipping expectations very clear upfront so nobody can say they didn’t know an order might take a couple weeks.

Shipping & Discreet Packaging

Your privacy matters here. 💜

All orders are shipped in discreet packaging with no product names or descriptions on the outside. Because what you order is your business—not your mail carrier’s. 😉

Your package may arrive in a plain white or brown box, or one of my colorful poly mailers in purple, pink, teal, or coral. Regardless of what it arrives in, nothing on the outside will reveal what’s inside.

I’m a small business and keep a limited amount of inventory on hand, so some products are ordered specifically for you after your order is placed. Please allow up to 2–3 weeks to receive your order, depending on the size of your order and product availability. Many orders will arrive sooner!

Most orders ship directly from Oregon. Some products may ship directly from the manufacturer, which means items from the same order may occasionally arrive in separate packages.

Shipping is a flat $9 unless your order qualifies for a shipping discount or promotion. Orders may be shipped via USPS, UPS, or FedEx, depending on the package and destination.

Once tracking is available, you’ll receive your tracking information so you can follow your goodies all the way to your door. 💜

Small business. Discreet packaging. Worth the wait. 😉